In an effort to have more blogable content in my life, I am proposing an experiment that everyone is encouraged to take part in. I have a lot of free time on my hands, people.
Objective: Set Roxy up on a blind date.
Requirements:
- My date must be betweeen the ages of 18 and 35. Some exceptions could be made.
- My date would preferably be male.
- He should not have a criminal background, nor should he have criminal inclinations.
- He should be able to define one or more of the following terms: mimbo, degifter, Festivus, low talker, sidler, or acersecomic.
- He must like Minnie.
- He must be willing to kill spiders and/or fight off any attackers we may encounter on our date.
- His jeans must not be baggy and hit at the ankle.
- He must be willing to be blogged about and possibly ridiculed post-date.
- Bonus points if he drives a Ducati.
- Double bonus points if his initials are CJ and his place of work's initals are TJ.
i have decided not to let your dad in on this website
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