In keeping with the theme of "food-related overreactions," I must direct your attention to this charming story from none other than (the state Homer Simpson lovingly referred to as) "America's Wang."*
This story gets to remain hilarious and not-at-all sad because no one was actually hurt. Four men in a Pontiac robbed a young women at GUNPOINT for Popeye's Fried Chicken. They actually used the phrase "give us the chicken" while robbing her. The man with the gun then got out of the car and proclaimed "You know what time it is." To which I can only respond, apparently, chicken time?
I have, admittedly, never eaten Popeye's, so I can't vouch for it's deliciousness (or, more likely, greasy-saltiness). But unless that chicken had diamonds and/or heroin stuffed inside, this was a clear case of food-related overreaction.
*That would be Florida, for all of you non-Simpsons fans out there.
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