The Sad Story of Gorgeous Minnie

Minnie, pictured below in her Corey Hart phase, has always been admired by the public for her beauty and her graceful interactions with her fans.

Recently however, some sad news has come to our attention.

Minnie's oral health is in Jeopardy.

She now has to undergo some pretty intense dental work (scaling and extractions) due to what the vet called "bad genes." I'm sorry? Minnie is still the pinnacle of perfection, she just had some bad LUCK. Genes, still perfect. So anyway, she seems to have severe gingivitis and a condition called FORL (feline oral resorptive lesions), meaning the roots of all her itty bitty lil teeth are being resorbed, meaning I need to kick it up a few notches and start brushing her teeth and contributing to her success in oral health.

So while Minnie may lose a few teeth over over this heartbreaking ordeal, she will hopefully feel much better overall and will be back soon to pleasing all her fans world wide. Please contact me personally for inquiries as to where to send her flowers and gifts.

A Call for Change

Well, hello again. People have been asking me about this blog recently, and I decided maybe I should change my blogitude and get back to it.

Anyway, I just needed to vent. I like Boston and all. I actually get to liking it more and more as time goes on. However, there is one bone I really must pick.

WHAT. Is with all the used tampons on the sidewalks?

And NO, I'm not talking about this guy.

Seriously, there are so many "discarded" tampons all over the sidewalks of Boston. Ok, it's not like there's an inch thick coating of tampons lining the streets, or more than one tampon per square yard (mile?), but I have seen WAAAY too many used tampons in this city, and ONLY this city, way more than I would like to see in a lifetime.

Ladies of Boston, please. Can't you just... NOT do that?

PS: Learn from my mistakes. You should probably never Google Image Search "used tampons," no matter how brave you think you may be.