Something to stock up on for the Apocalypse

I've heard of canned chicken and it sounded gross. Then I heard about canned whole chicken, and I tried to not create a visual of that in my mind.

But today, my efforts proved to be in vain. All that hard work trying to not visualize something went out the window when I foolishly clicked on conspicuously vague link, much like this one.

I guess in the event of the Apocalypse, however, I could be persuaded into eating one. Can't be worse than... well I can't think of anything worse, actually.