Maybe it's because I'm not a religious person. Maybe it's because I eat so quickly I rarely take notice of what I'm putting in my mouth. Or maybe it's because I don't live in Texas anymore. (Wise move, Mom and Dad!) But I just can't understand the people who see Jesus in a bag of Cheetos like this couple from Dallas. Upon the "discovery", they decided to name the lucky Cheeto Cheesus. I don't know, you Crazy Texans. It looks more like the Hunchback of Notre Dame to me. And even if it were the real Cheesus, what do you think he's trying to say by appearing in a 99-cent bag of Cheetos? Maybe the Cheetos need salvation.
Naturally, like any Crazy Texan, the couple is planning on selling little Cheesus on eBay. What an interesting way to show your respect for JC -- trying to make a buck off of him.
The best part is that the husband was actually quoted to say: "Let's put this on eBay. How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it."
Naturally, like any Crazy Texan, the couple is planning on selling little Cheesus on eBay. What an interesting way to show your respect for JC -- trying to make a buck off of him.
The best part is that the husband was actually quoted to say: "Let's put this on eBay. How much do you think we should ask for it? It could be 25 cents, could be 25 dollars. If it's only 25 cents, we're just going to eat it."
This is top notch reporting, my friend.
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