I'm flattered that you turn to me for the latest fashion advice and the hottest new trends. Well, my friend, brace yourself for Bagelheads, as blogged about on The Frisky. It's true! You, too, could get a saline drip directed to your noggin that creates a large, moldable, dyeable swelling on your forehead. Men, this is how you get the ladies. Especially ladies like me that love bagels and other doughy, carbohydratey, cream cheese slathered treats. Sadly, like real bagels, they only last for one day, but they are perfect for special events like debutante balls, weddings, and bachelor parties. Enjoy!
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