I will give $20, one (1) authentic Marc Jacobs coat, and my eternal gratitude...

To whomever can get me tickets and airfare to this: http://www.monolithfestival.com/


Straight cash.


Plus something similar to this, except probably even a little bit cuter. Missing one button.


This seemed like the best choice from the 'eternal gratitude' google image search.

Yes, all of the above can be yours. Concert tickets and plane tickets are all I'm looking for in exchange. You may even accompany me if you wish.