Press Play and She Strips!

Last Sunday evening, I ventured into the Orange Curtain to catch some Britney Spears action with a friend, my sister, and two of her friends. If you ever wanted to catch a good sampling of the Desperate Housewives of Orange County in all their sluttiness and cougar-ishness, make sure you check out the crowd the next time Miss Brit rolls into Anaheim. Take the cougars, girlfriends who dragged their boyfriends in exchange for the dudes getting laid that night, and a handful of gays, and you have your Britney Spears fan club at the Honda Center.
Now, let me preface by saying that I did not expect Britney Spears to actually sing one note during her concert. (I was correct.) But, she did put on an entertaining show and you have to give her credit, that, through all her craziness, she has been around for more than ten years and less than two years after her meltdown, she can still attract sell-out crowds.
Britney did what she was supposed to do – nothing more – nothing less. She pranced around and lip-synched for a good two hours. The show went smoothly except the screen didn’t rise during “Womanizer” and all we could hear was the track playing but no Britney or her dancers. I mean, something had to go wrong, right? It’s the Britster, after all. Additionally, there were no screens where we could see close ups of her face. I sometimes wondered during the show if they intentionally made it such a “circus” as to distract everyone from the main attraction…BRITNEY. She tripped while running offstage at the end of the concert and advised us all not to drink and drive – some good advice and it’s wonderful to hear Britney be a role model.
Lastly, if you want some more Britney trainwreck, check out footage of her hair extensions being accidentally ripped out by one of her dancers at one of her shows last week.

Britney Looses Her Hair Again!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofivt94N5gY

Britney Madness!

I love Britney. I have had a special place in my heart for her ever since she attacked a car with an umbrella, and I even look past the fact that she is white trash. She just offers endless entertainment. A coworker of mine has just drawn my attention to a clip from a recent Britney concert... for those of you going to her concert in the near future (Brett!!) please be sure to keep your ears open for any slip-ups.

In other Britney news, Britney was apparently offended by concert goers who were smoking marijuana at her show in Vancouver. She stormed off stage, claiming that all the smoke in the air had made it "unsafe" for her to perform. She eventually resumed her performance but closed the show by saying "Thanks Vancouver, you were wonderful. Drive safe. Don’t smoke weed," according to the Sun. Way to be a role model, Brit!