A Message From the Universe, Brought to You by Roxy

I always read about people finding signs from the Universe or God or what have you in their everyday life.  This may be in the form of an unexplainable coincidence, like winning the lottery, or finding Jesus in a Cheeto. (Have you met Cheesus?)  I was always skeptical about this form of communication... until it happened to me.

Yes, it's true, the Universe has attempted to make contact with me.

But in my case, the Universe has chosen to send my message in a more cryptic form.  It's a message that leaves me confused.  I was not aware that the Universe used this a mode of communication.  How many other similar messages have I been missing in all these years?  Is this now going to be my Universe Message Inbox?  How often do I have to check it?  Furthermore, Universe (I know you're reading this), this message does not give me very much confidence.
(photo and more after the jump)

I mean, really.  It could have at least been an exclamation mark.  Or quotation marks - those can be "silly," especially when used inappropriately (such as on my unusually long toe).  Or anything else, other than the only form of punctuation that gives you question.  I have no choice but to be a little concerned here.

What, Universe?  What is the question? And should I be worried?

I'll be checking my other toes for further correspondence regularly.